June 7th (37 days at sea)
PARENTAL ADVISORY: EXPLICIT CONTENT
The following is not made up...this actually happened.
So me and this Air Force girl are talking outside observing the island. She comments on how this morning the ship was facing one way and now its facing the opposite direction. Being the salty dog I am. I explained that at anchor a ship makes a circle around the anchor point due to the tides. Then I say "Kinda strange right?" without skipping a beat she says "Not as strange as when I had train ridden on me" (long pause) "just kidding"
First of all. Where the fuck did that come from? We weren't talking about anything remotely sexual. Futhermore, even if we were why would you say something that off the wall?
Also, girls shouldn't joke like that. For many reasons I shouldn't have to name.
I had to tell that story it was too crazy not to mention. Nothing else really has been going on. I finally got my extra pays which made my paycheck on the 15th about 400 dollars heavy which is pretty bitchin'. Gifts for all! If you could leave a comment on what you what that'd be helpful as I'm a man thus have no shopping sense.
Send some mail why don't you.
I found out today they might do a tiger cruise. A tiger cruise for those who don't know is when the Navy allowing civilans to ride a ship back from a friendly port. In this case Hawaii. More news as the story devolpes
I leave you with this quote
"Why would I lie when I could just say no?"- Susan Sarandon's character in "Igby Goes Down"